Simmons the kiss ass of Blood Gluch
Simmions Bio
Private First Class Dick Simmons is voiced by
Gustavo Sorola, co-creator of the series. Simmons is the second-in-command of the Red Team, a position strengthened by his sycophantic demeanour to his superior,
Sarge. Along with
Grif, Simmons is one of the first characters to ever appear in Red vs. Blue; the pair debuted at the start of
episode 1.
Simmons Quotes
- Oh, you back-stabbing cockbite!
- Oh, you backstabbing assmonkeys!
- I think yelling should be reserved for only the most critical of situations...Like when someone drinks milk from out of the carton!
- Shut up! You ruined my life!
- Oh jeez, the back of my head!
- Who's a bad hostage taker now, bitch!
- Owwww, the back of my head is killing me... oh jeez, the front of my face!
- I can't believe I donated organs for this fucking war.
- Oh jeez, the back of your head!
- You can't surrender, Blues! We haven't attacked you! Now go home and wait for us to attack and then you can surrender!
- OKAY, NOW YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK! GO AND SURRENDER, BITCH!
- I already told you, I'M DUTCH IRISH!
- [After he changes sides] Suck it Blue! Uh, I mean Red! FUCK! You know what I mean!
- You're about to get Simmonsized!
- [Trying to enrage Chuch] Did he see the last episode of The Sopranos yet?
- [Holding onto flying, flaming warthog] I can't hold on, but I'm too afraid to let go!
